It's later. And you know what, that woman isn't kidding when she calls them her little monsters. They really are monsters! Well, sorta.
Technically I suppose they're half monsters. Their dad is a demon, making them half demons.
From what Cody and Ashley told me, he left their mom for a younger model who happens to be the same kind of demon he is.
I'll just bet she has very perky demon parts.
And in the tradition of deadbeat dad's everywhere, he's ditching the really great kids he has, because they don't measure up to some bizarre expectation.
Poor Cody and Ashley. I know exactly how they feel.
If finding out that the kids next doors are part demon wasn't weird enough, I came home to find out that the Easter Bunny had come to visit early. Well, one of the Easter Bunnies.
It turns out there's a whole slew of them, and they lay chocolate Easter eggs.
I wanted to try one, but there was a huge group "NO!" when I asked, so something's definitely up with that.
I'll find out later.
Probably better that I don't know.
You know, I just had a thought... If the Easter Bunny is real, does this mean that Anya was telling the truth when she told us that Santa Claus is real and is a demon that eats kids? Oh, that's just gross.
Note to self: Look up Santa in Giles' demon books.
Willow is sharing my room tonight, because Pickles (I just can't believe that's the Easter Bunny's name!) is staying in her room. You don't want to mess with Pickles, because oh boy, does she have a right hook!! Xander ate one of her eggs without permission and she clocked him! If I hadn't been so tired, I probably would've been more upset about it.
As it is, we all have to share a bathroom, because when Pickles laid her eggs, she attracted these weird demons. Buffy had to slay them (the demons, not the eggs), and they're currently packed in ice in the downstairs bathtub.
Seriously... how wrong is it I can write that and not even think it's weird?