Dear Pisspot,
Dawn's "strange noises" are the sounds a bovine makes
and you, my dear sir, are the head Moo! (And if you can't
figure that out, then you are just as undeserving now as you
were long ago of the position of "Head Boy.")
And I resent the implication that she was lying to you.
Buffy and I were indeed out looking for Hansel &
Gretel and we did find them, but unfortunately, I see from
today's paper we were not in time to prevent them from acting
out the more tragic aspect of their story. I will provide
a full report later.
In the meantime, I would like to ask the Council's assistance in
investigating further the magical properties in the Whispering
Pine's area. Magicks have been behaving quite
strangely here for some time and we need an explanation for
it. I have asked the Devon Coven for assistance as
well. Any reports you can find from the Geomystical
Histories Department (what is left at least), would be much
appreciated.
Regards,
Rupert
PS. Can we schedule the call on the European training
center for tomorrow if Mikhail and Claudia are available? |
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