December 25th, 2003...

Ripper, I do hope you enjoyed the rather short lived but entertaining episode of mud wrestling starring my favorite playmate... which has always been you. What I would have given to catch the delightful sight of you drenched in grime from head to toe. Takes me back to the day we met. You were dressed as if you'd gone ten rounds with an earthen beast. You clean up so well, Ripper. But I prefer you with a dash of dirt... especially when it's stained your knees.

I really must thank my local charity for providing me the power to offer you such an evening of fun and frolic. M'lady Dawn, I have just the thing for you.

No woman can resist the captivating glimmer of jewelry.